"A weed is but an unloved flower." - Ella Wheeler Wilcox
Fact of the Week
If you were drafted during the Civil War, you could legally pay someone else $300 t go in your place.
Joke of the Week
Colonoscopies are important medical procedures that have saved lives. And yet they’re as popular as, well, a colonoscopy. Here are comments purportedly made by patients to physicians during their procedures. “Now I know how a Muppet feels!” “Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is not up there?” “Any sign of the trapped miners, chief?”
Comic of the Week
Tuesday, May 10, 2016
Happy Easter! Here is my beautiful lily 😊
Terry told the kids he would make a nice breakfast and give them $20 if we didn't have to "play" Easter Bunny; they accepted!