"A weed is but an unloved flower." - Ella Wheeler Wilcox
Fact of the Week
If you were drafted during the Civil War, you could legally pay someone else $300 t go in your place.
Joke of the Week
Colonoscopies are important medical procedures that have saved lives. And yet they’re as popular as, well, a colonoscopy. Here are comments purportedly made by patients to physicians during their procedures. “Now I know how a Muppet feels!” “Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is not up there?” “Any sign of the trapped miners, chief?”