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An ideal wife is any woman who has an ideal husband. -Booth Tarkington
Fact of the Week
Fact of the Week:
How long do astronauts stay in quarantine?
Apollo 11, 12, and 14
Astronauts from these missions were quarantined for 21 days after returning from the moon, beginning when the lunar lander's hatch closed on July 21, 1969. The quarantine was a precaution in case the astronauts had been exposed to dangerous lunar microorganisms.
Joke of the Week
Joke of the Week
What do you call a well-balanced horse?
Stable.
Comic of the Week
Thursday, July 31, 2008
Attention Idiots!
Listen people, pay attention when you drive. Especially in the morning when KIDS ARE WALKING TO SCHOOL! I know you have a busy life and I know that work is important and I know that you just have to TEXT YOUR BOY TOY. But know this, I work for the WJPD which means Witch Jaylene will knock you Punk ass Down if you try to go through my stop sign! No arguments, you will be sorry, end of story. At the very least, you travel to work with a stop sign wedged in your back window. (or up your booty if I can reach you!)
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3 comments:
Rough morning??
Ah, some bitch almost hit me is all. It is like the sixth or seventh time it has happened. I just thought I would put it on the blog because I thought they were kinda like a diary. I also thought it might raise awareness. I also thought it might be funny, but maybe it didn't come across that way!
No it was pretty funny!
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